1 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:04,106 A wise man once said, 2 00:00:04,107 --> 00:00:06,453 "A little friendly competition never hurt anyone." 3 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:08,110 You need any help organizing my money? 4 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:10,147 I wonder if he was talking about this bunch? 5 00:00:10,148 --> 00:00:11,838 Who needs? 6 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:14,565 So you guys all still down for the games decathlon this weekend? 7 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:15,635 Is that the board game thing? 8 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:17,740 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 9 00:00:17,741 --> 00:00:20,019 Ten games, three nights, the losers buy booze for the winning team 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,537 for one whole month. 11 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:25,058 Finally. It's a chance to avenge our loss to these two. 12 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,680 Yeah! Yeah! 13 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:27,923 We didn't lose. We tied. 14 00:00:27,924 --> 00:00:31,133 Tying Mike is a loss, so we lost. 15 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:34,585 Yes! Victory is ours! Eat it! 16 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:36,518 Good one, Weird Al. So not scared. 17 00:00:36,519 --> 00:00:39,072 You better be, 'cause Kenny and I are gonna be all over you 18 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,694 like a pair of wool pajamas. 19 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:42,627 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kenny is my partner. 20 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:43,732 Your partner? 21 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,251 Yeah, don't you remember? 22 00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:46,459 You were just sitting in for me. 23 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,323 I couldn't make the last decathlon. 24 00:00:48,324 --> 00:00:51,395 Oh, yeah. Yeah. You were off dating that rich guy. 25 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:52,672 Vince. Mitch. 26 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:54,363 Hank. No, I think it was Mitch. 27 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:57,125 Mitch. Vince. Hank. Whatever, man. That dude sucked. 28 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:59,196 All the guys you date suck. 29 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:00,852 I kind of like the new one. 30 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,751 Hmm. Bobby, you must suck in some way. 31 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:04,373 We just haven't figured it out yet. 32 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:09,241 You hurt my sister, I'll have another scotch. 33 00:01:11,174 --> 00:01:14,280 Anyway, the point is, the team is me and Kenny, 34 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:19,008 it always has been, and we're three and one against you, suckers! 35 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:20,217 Uh-uh! 36 00:01:20,218 --> 00:01:21,425 Three and two. 37 00:01:21,426 --> 00:01:23,461 Okay, but it's still my team. 38 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:25,498 That I'm not on. I want to play. 39 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,501 Okay. We pick Bobby. Bobby! 40 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:29,847 Wait. We're picking up new players now? 41 00:01:29,848 --> 00:01:31,642 You can't do that. This is not happening. 42 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:34,748 Look, losers pick first, and we pick Bobby. 43 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:36,612 Now it's your turn. We're not picking new players. 44 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:38,062 What are you talking about? It's three against three. 45 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:39,167 This will not stand! 46 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:41,652 Oh. It will stand. It will stand tall. 47 00:01:41,653 --> 00:01:42,998 And then it will do a river dance. 48 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:44,724 You know what? That's cool. That's cool. 49 00:01:44,725 --> 00:01:47,036 They want to be lame, that's fine. We'll pick... Um... 50 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:48,417 Wait a minute. 51 00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:51,179 I think he moved. 52 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,285 There's only one person left. 53 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:55,252 Dude. 54 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:56,598 It's all right. I've been picked last before, 55 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:59,671 but I'm a lawyer now, and I make $800,000 a year. 56 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,569 Really? No. 57 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,468 But it made you want to be my friend, didn't it? 58 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:08,679 Okay, it's settled. You schmucks are going down. 59 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,612 Dude, not a chance. 60 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:14,719 Us, The Dream Team. You, Angola. 61 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,929 Us, Cheez-Its. You, Cheese Nips. 62 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:21,105 Us, The Godfather. You, Godfather III. 63 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,866 Us, Radiohead. Y'all, Coldplay. 64 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,005 What's wrong with Coldplay? 65 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:27,767 Oh, dude, if you even need to ask... 66 00:02:27,768 --> 00:02:29,356 Who's Coldplay? 67 00:02:40,539 --> 00:02:43,403 All right, all their songs sound the same, the guy's a douche, 68 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:44,887 and he named his kid Apple. 69 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:47,028 Okay. Now, who's Radiohead? 70 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:49,340 Hey, all! 71 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:50,652 Hey. 72 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:52,343 Steph, it's poker night. What's your deal? 73 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:55,001 Well, I just got a really cool freelance gig. 74 00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:57,348 I'm writing an article for Cosmo. 75 00:02:57,349 --> 00:03:00,593 It's called, "What He's Really Like When You're Not Around." 76 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,250 When you're not around? Happier. 77 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:04,355 So, I need your help. You're beyond help. 78 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:06,495 Wow. Two jokes in a row, Kenny. You want to go for three? 79 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:07,703 What did the rug say to the floor? 80 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:08,877 I've got you covered. 81 00:03:08,878 --> 00:03:10,775 So I would love to watch you guys 82 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:12,881 for a couple of days just being yourselves. 83 00:03:12,882 --> 00:03:16,091 You know, like... You know, like a window into a frat house. 84 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:19,094 I want to see how you behave when you don't have to behave. 85 00:03:19,095 --> 00:03:20,958 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think they're behaving right now? 86 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:24,410 'Cause I guarantee one of them has their pants unbuttoned. 87 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:26,343 That's how I roll. Why would we want to help you? 88 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:27,930 We all got burned by your last book. 89 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,622 Yeah, you made everyone look like a jerk. 90 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:31,658 Well, not everyone. 91 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:32,901 I mean, what's in it for us? 92 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:34,558 I'll buy you lunch. 93 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:36,698 Come on, guys. Free lunch. 94 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,665 Any restaurant in the city? Sure. 95 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,080 Does it include a beverage or not? 96 00:03:40,081 --> 00:03:43,567 If that's what it takes, yes. Do we have a deal? 97 00:03:43,568 --> 00:03:45,914 I'll have a steak burrito and a large orange drink. 98 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,812 Anywhere in the city! 99 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,435 I said steak. 100 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:51,299 With a burrito I can save half for dinner. 101 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,060 Great! I am so excited! 102 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,476 I'll be like Dian Fossey. 103 00:03:57,685 --> 00:04:00,239 That's funny. 104 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,450 Dian Fossey was a woman who watched what apes do for a living. 105 00:04:04,451 --> 00:04:06,210 What did they do? Who? 106 00:04:06,211 --> 00:04:07,970 The apes. They were apes. 107 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,386 But did they make stuff? No. 108 00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:11,422 So what did they do for a living? 109 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:13,218 Mike, go lie down. 110 00:04:17,705 --> 00:04:19,189 Sweep! Sweep! 111 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:24,159 Guys, come on, please. Give me something. 112 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,474 You haven't said a word to each other in 45 minutes. 113 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:30,441 Uh... 114 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:32,133 I'm Mike. Kenny. 115 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:34,134 Oh, come on! 116 00:04:34,135 --> 00:04:35,653 What? This is what we do. 117 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:37,379 What do you want us to talk about? 118 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:41,107 You know, whatever. Stuff that you guys normally talk about, okay? 119 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:42,799 Okay. Okay. Um... 120 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,045 Hey, did you know that lobsters have clear blood? 121 00:04:48,046 --> 00:04:49,149 I didn't know they had blood. 122 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,117 They do. And it's clear. Hmm. 123 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:52,498 I've learned something new today. 124 00:04:52,499 --> 00:04:53,982 You're welcome. 125 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:56,364 Guys, now you're just being ridiculous. 126 00:04:56,365 --> 00:04:58,158 No, it's true. It's clear. That's pretty crazy, right? 127 00:04:58,159 --> 00:05:00,160 No, no. Not that. You guys. Come on. 128 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:03,026 I need you to be more, you know, guy-y. 129 00:05:03,544 --> 00:05:04,925 Guy-y? 130 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:08,065 I don't even know what that means. 131 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:10,310 Hey, I know. Where's my burrito? 132 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:14,866 Fine. Forget it. Boys. 133 00:05:17,731 --> 00:05:20,491 ♪ And the home 134 00:05:20,492 --> 00:05:25,325 ♪ Of the brave 135 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:28,085 Play Ker Plunk! 136 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:31,433 ...gonna go low. That's it. Careful, careful, careful. 137 00:05:31,434 --> 00:05:32,538 All right, it's all right. 138 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:35,368 Go high! Go high! Go... And... 139 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:38,613 Yes! Damn it! 140 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:42,169 Like I said, gentlemen, us, the Dream Team, you guys, Angola. 141 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:48,450 That means eat it in Angola. I learned it just for this. 142 00:05:48,451 --> 00:05:49,556 Boom. 143 00:05:56,735 --> 00:05:57,702 Set up! 144 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,123 Thank you, sir. 145 00:06:06,124 --> 00:06:08,125 Dr. Brendo! Paging Dr. Brendo! 146 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:11,093 Dr. Brendo is now on call. 147 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:12,267 Scalpel. 148 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:13,717 Grab the bread-basket. 149 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:14,959 Yes. 150 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,168 Just dab. 151 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:24,349 Look at that. Harvard Medical School, people. And suction! 152 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:26,833 All right. Okay. 153 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,352 All right, babe, take it away. 154 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:31,390 I am going to remove this man's wishbone. 155 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,564 No, no, no. Do the spareribs, not the wishbone. 156 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:35,394 Uh... 157 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,568 No, not the writer's cramp. It rolls under the lip. 158 00:06:37,569 --> 00:06:38,880 Peej, I know what I'm doing. 159 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:41,262 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 160 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,990 Just remove the spareribs. 161 00:06:45,991 --> 00:06:48,165 Well, I'm pretty sure we all know what you've had removed. 162 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:54,447 But you gotta get the tip of it. 163 00:06:58,141 --> 00:06:59,177 No! 164 00:07:01,593 --> 00:07:02,593 Good work, doctors. 165 00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:04,284 Yes, very steady hands, gentlemen. 166 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:06,390 Learned it from a colleague of mine, Johnnie Walker. 167 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:07,495 Have you two met? 168 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:09,359 Perhaps he's at the bar! 169 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:10,877 Who needs? 170 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:12,017 Yes, please. 171 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:15,986 I know it says ages six and up, 172 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,575 but really, it's tougher than that. 173 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:20,749 I know, I know. It's just... 174 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:24,891 You don't have to tell me. I can pick my own pieces, you know. 175 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:27,135 Okay. It's just one game, though. 176 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:28,826 And we're still up two to one. 177 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:30,656 Right, right. I'm just saying, you know, 178 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:32,105 they're just stupid board games, 179 00:07:32,106 --> 00:07:34,246 so, you know, relax. 180 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:38,008 Relax? I'm relaxed. 181 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:41,770 Yeah, but sometimes you get a little too competitive. 182 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:44,290 What do you mean? I'm just as competitive as everybody else. 183 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,844 Peej, you're uber-competitive. 184 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:49,122 You are just as competitive as I am. No way. 185 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:50,986 Oh, my God. You are. That's so not true. 186 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:52,401 Yes it is! Is not. 187 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,093 You're trying to win this ridiculous argument. 188 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,440 I am not! 189 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,407 Probably. You see? 190 00:07:58,408 --> 00:08:00,375 You care about winning just as much as I do. 191 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:03,343 No, I do not. I am just trying to give you 192 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,276 a bit of constructive criticism, 193 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,485 and if you don't want to hear it, 194 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,279 that is totally fine. 195 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,867 Wow. And, by the way, 196 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:12,837 the spareribs are way harder than they look. 197 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:14,770 Oh, really? 198 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,256 Yeah, that was really... 199 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:22,847 What did that wise man say about friendly competition again? 200 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,920 So, we kind of had our first fight. 201 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:29,749 Bobby thinks I'm too competitive. 202 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,787 You? No! He's crazy. 203 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:35,134 No, but he would've never said anything if we weren't dating. 204 00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:37,101 I mean, what is it about guys that when you start dating them, 205 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:39,000 they feel free to have opinions about you? 206 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:42,521 Well, they're measuring you against the idea of their dream girl, 207 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,350 and they've all got one. Yeah? 208 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:46,732 Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, 209 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:50,667 people not known for their trash-talking, or saying, "In your face." 210 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,703 It's so irritating. 211 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:54,394 The male ego is fragile. 212 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:57,052 That's why I never play games with guys I date. 213 00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:59,710 It always gets weird. They can never just play to have fun. 214 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,574 Well, but I'm not a guy. Not always. 215 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:05,889 And I can totally play to have fun. He'll see. Not always? 216 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,235 You look cute today. 217 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:09,686 Don't. Oh, how's your article coming? 218 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:12,481 I don't know. I don't know what to do. 219 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:16,624 I've learned nothing so far. Except lobsters have clear blood. 220 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:19,316 That's not really a Cosmo article. 221 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:21,974 Oh! But I'm going to your apartment to watch Brendo, though. 222 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:26,012 That should work out for me. He leads a much sexier life. 223 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,604 So, this is what you do on your day off? 224 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,677 I'm getting stuff done around the house. 225 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,265 Cleaning. 226 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,407 Yeah! 227 00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:44,030 Tara wants to go ice skating at Millennium Park. 228 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:45,514 Tara! Who is she? 229 00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:47,758 A waitress at the club. 230 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:52,107 Okay. Waitress, I like it. I like it. All right, so what now, huh? 231 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,730 Dude, I can't. I'm way too busy. 232 00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:55,904 Brendan, you're doing absolutely nothing. 233 00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:57,837 Bob Fossey didn't judge those monkeys. 234 00:09:57,838 --> 00:10:01,738 Okay, first of all, it wasn't Bob, and secondly... 235 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,222 Never mind. 236 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,708 Hey! I've got an hour, bud. You ready? 237 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,951 Yeah! Let's do this. 238 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:09,366 Weird. What's she doing here? 239 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,195 Watch a couple of monkeys play Madden '09. 240 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,403 Yeah! 241 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:16,754 Uh... Uh... Uh... 242 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,307 Beaker! A vase. 243 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:20,446 A glass. 244 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,897 Martini! I'd know that drink anywhere. 245 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:26,003 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay, okay. 246 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,799 Okay, this one is... 247 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:30,870 Candy Land. Platypus. 248 00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:32,803 Devil! Devil! Devil! 249 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:33,908 A pig. Uh... 250 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:35,357 A rooster, you guys. It's a rooster. 251 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:36,808 A hairy pig? 252 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:39,741 Times up! No! 253 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,087 It's a dragon. 254 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:41,985 How the hell is that a dragon, man? 255 00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:44,125 Dragons have wings. 256 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:46,886 Oh, sorry. I forgot that dragons have wings, Iron Maiden guy. Jeez. 257 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,164 Hey, we got two. We got two. We're in good shape. 258 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:50,649 It's our turn. We need three to win. Good. 259 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,547 Three to win. 260 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:55,551 Good game, you guys. That was crazy. Congratulations. 261 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,380 Your time begins now! 262 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,520 Okay. Uh... 263 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,764 Okay, that is a bunch of squiggly lines. 264 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:05,215 Okay. Squiggly lines under the water! Squiggly lines in the pool! 265 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:08,252 Squiggly lines in the ocean! Eels! It's gotta be eels. 266 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:11,497 Oh, my gosh, school of fish! Stingrays! Eels! Seaweed! 267 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,568 Yes! Yes! Right! Right! 268 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,053 Oh, my God. Good call. I would've never guessed that one. 269 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:17,468 Okay... Uh... 270 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,953 This is something long like a log. 271 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,368 It's got tubes. Some kind of log tube. 272 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,197 A pole. A pole? 273 00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:25,269 It's a hot dog! It's a hot dog, right? Okay. It's a hot dog with legs. 274 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,374 It's a running hot dog! 275 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,169 A running hot dog. 276 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,653 All right, he's drawing something new. What the hell is that? 277 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,275 It's a space ship! It's a sandwich! 278 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,174 It's a hamburger! It's a hamburger, right? 279 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:36,867 Okay, and it's a hamburger with legs. And it's a hamburger running! 280 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,869 Where's it going? It's going to McDonald's, 281 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:41,423 'cause it's Mayor McCheese. It's the Hamburglar. 282 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:42,562 What is it? What the hell is it? 283 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:44,393 Time's up! 284 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,983 It's fast food. 285 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,815 Boom goes the dynamite! 286 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:56,819 "Fast food." Of course. That's a good drawing. 287 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,202 Why are you high-fiving me? 288 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,859 I don't know. It was a good game. 289 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,999 That's not how it works. You're the enemy. Don't high-five me. 290 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,552 There you go. That's what I'm talking about! 291 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:09,936 Ooh. It's just stupid games, right? We're just having fun. 292 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,354 Hey, what's up? 293 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:18,426 Hey, does your brother live north or south of Webster? 294 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,946 South. South. Got it. 295 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:24,121 Oh. How's the decathlon going? Are you being a good sport? 296 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:28,229 I'm just playing to have fun. We're losing. It's horrible. 297 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,610 But, hey, I'm gonna prove that I'm the better man. 298 00:12:30,611 --> 00:12:32,267 Woman. Girl. 299 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:33,406 Whatever. 300 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:34,960 Hey, how are the dudes? 301 00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:36,444 Really boring. 302 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:39,861 As dull as I thought they were, they get duller. 303 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:40,966 Really? 304 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,382 Having said that, I have high hopes for Andy. 305 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:44,901 He's got a family and a full life. 306 00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:46,626 He's going to need to blow off some steam. 307 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:48,628 Honey, are you sure you don't want to come to the zoo 308 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:49,802 with me and the kids? 309 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,011 There's absolutely nothing I'd rather do, 310 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:56,153 but it's the perfect day to get on the roof and clean out those gutters. 311 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:59,639 Okay. Just be careful on the ladder. 312 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,056 You know me. Mayor of Safetyville, 313 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:06,646 where I recently passed a bill demanding more safety. 314 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:09,166 Savannah, honey? Where did you put the baby? 315 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,100 Oh, God. Love you! Savannah... 316 00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,897 Remember, I'm a ghost. Just pretend I'm not here. 317 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,141 Got it. 318 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,732 Okay. 319 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:54,247 Which letter is just to the left of the letter C on a computer keyboard? 320 00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:57,766 Z. Nope. 321 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:58,838 Damn it. 322 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,254 X. Yes. 323 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:05,533 Who is the Norse god of thunder? 324 00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:06,706 Ooh! 325 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:07,880 My main man Thor! 326 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,226 Nerd. 327 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,952 P.J., focus, please. 328 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:14,543 What alloy is formed when you combine tin with lead? 329 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,787 Tin! No, wait. Oh! 330 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,549 Pewter. Yes! 331 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,757 Tin and lead makes pewter? 332 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:23,896 Peej! 333 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,035 Sorry. I didn't know that. 334 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,934 And, finally, what was the name 335 00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:30,559 of the robot girl on the '80s sitcom Small Wonder? 336 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,976 Vicki. It's Vicki. 337 00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:36,115 That's correct. 338 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:37,565 It's the best show ever. 339 00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,153 Okay, that's it. 340 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:46,161 And with a final score of 18 to 17, this round goes to... 341 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,750 The Angolans! 342 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,787 What a comeback! What a comeback! 343 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,030 It's like the 49ers! 344 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,203 Nicely done. 345 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,342 I can't believe this. 346 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,793 Which means the decathlon is tied. 347 00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:02,176 Now, according to the new rules of the game, 348 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,695 you are going to play a tiebreaker. 349 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,492 The team that writes down the most correct answers in two minutes 350 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:13,946 wins the championship. And your time begins now! 351 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,604 Which male tennis star has the most grand slam titles? 352 00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:21,505 Okay. Okay. Well, Ivan Lendl, Bjorn Borg, Boris Becker? 353 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:22,610 Rod Laver? 354 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:23,749 Well, actually, I was gonna say... 355 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:24,992 Oh! It's Federer! 356 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:26,476 You sure? 'Cause I was going to go Pete Sampras. 357 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,960 No, no, no. It's Federer. I'm positive. 358 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,444 Stan Smith. Okay. 359 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:32,620 Kenny, I love you, but stop naming your tennis shoes! 360 00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:36,589 In the song My Darling Clementine, how did Clementine die? 361 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:37,866 She was hit by a bus. 362 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,972 Dude, they didn't even have buses back then. 363 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,422 She was swallowed by a horse. 364 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,526 What are you talking about? 365 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:43,700 Come on, I know this. 366 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,426 She sat on a muffin. It's a muffet. 367 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,290 It's a tuffet. It's the wrong nursery rhyme. 368 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,498 You're reading too many Golden Books. 369 00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,638 Just hold on a second, all right? 370 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,712 Guys, we should go Federer. Okay. Let's do that. 371 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,369 Okay, wait, though. You thought it was Sampras. 372 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,853 No, but if Bobby's sure, let's write that down. 373 00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:00,303 But do you really think it's Sampras? 374 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,167 It doesn't matter. Let's go with your answer, hon. 375 00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:04,307 P.J., you gotta stop doing this. Doing what? 376 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,447 It's like you're not even trying. I'm totally trying. 377 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,207 No, you're not. Why aren't you trying? 378 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,072 I'm totally trying. I'm being a team player. I'm being nice. 379 00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,971 Why are you being nice in the middle of the decathlon? 380 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,903 Because he told me I'm too competitive. 381 00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:16,664 Why would you tell her she's too competitive 382 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,148 in the middle of the decathlon? 383 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,667 No, I didn't say that. 384 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,909 Uh, you did. 385 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,842 Okay, we don't have time for this! 386 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,844 You told me to relax. 387 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,985 What is wrong with you? Why would you tell her to relax? 388 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,677 No, but dude, it's 'cause she was, like, all over me, 389 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,817 and she was making me pick the spareribs, 390 00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:35,683 but I was like, "I know how to play Operation." 391 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:36,960 Oh, my God! I'm gonna write down Rod Laver. 392 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,168 No! No! No! It's not Rod Laver! 393 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,790 How's it coming? 394 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,034 I'm stuck at the part where the guy's the miner, but he's... 395 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,624 Wait! Wait, I got it. Dude, she drowned. She totally drowned! 396 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,350 She drowned? That's excellent! 397 00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,110 Write it down. 398 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:52,631 Is that what this is about? Because I told you to pick the spareribs? 399 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,737 Well, when you put it like that, it makes it sound silly. 400 00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,946 In Bobby's defense, a guy doesn't want to be told 401 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,120 what to do in front of his buddies. 402 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,949 It makes him seem a little bit like a wuss. 403 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,574 But Bobby's not like that. He's not, like, a "guy guy." 404 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,887 See, that also makes me sound like a wuss. Am I right, Kenny? 405 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:10,994 A little bit. But in P.J.'s defense, you told her to relax 406 00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,306 in the middle of the decathlon. 407 00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:14,273 Speaking of which, is it Sampras or Federer? 408 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,689 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to boss you around. 409 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,002 No, it's okay. It's okay. I overreacted. 410 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:21,280 I'm sorry that I told you to relax. 411 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,213 And I don't think you're too competitive. Really? 412 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,871 No. You're not too competitive. You know who is? Sampras. 413 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,700 Or is it Federer? Time's up! 414 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,288 Pencils down. Turn in your answers. What? 415 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,083 Okay, I know it's Sampras. I know it. 416 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,257 Wait, we just have to write it down. 417 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:34,605 Sorry. Too late. 418 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:40,024 Okay, now, this team got one. 419 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:45,511 And this team got... None. 420 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,479 How is that possible? 421 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,928 None? 422 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,655 None? That's one less than one! 423 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,313 Which means we won! 424 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,317 We won! We won! 425 00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:01,838 Free booze for a month! And you know what? 426 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,634 Daddy's thirsty now, so pay up, bitches! 427 00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:06,705 It was fun, huh? 428 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,603 I'm gonna get so much expensive liquor even if I don't like it! 429 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,989 Ah! 430 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:18,200 Pete Sampras. It's Pete Sampras. 431 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,687 Why do I have to be on the team with a couple? 432 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,070 Wow. 433 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:31,109 God, that's really kind of weird. 434 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,388 I think I'm just getting used to the fact that we're, like, a couple. 435 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:38,599 Yeah. Yeah, me, too. I mean, maybe that's kind of part of it. 436 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,360 When you told me what to do before we were a couple, 437 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:44,052 I always had the option of ignoring you. 438 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:46,883 Well, I mean, you can still do that. 439 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,437 Can I? Really? 440 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,612 Well, choose wisely. 441 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:52,854 Clearly. 442 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:56,893 Boom! Oh! And the streak continues! 443 00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:00,517 Ah! I just took your money, Dream Teamer. Mmm-hmm. 444 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:01,967 That's good. Keep going with it. 445 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,624 Oh, I intend to. 446 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,867 Bong! Hello! 447 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,076 All right. Can we please get a moratorium on the high fives? 448 00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,768 There have been way too many of them lately. 449 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,356 I would second that. Totally agree with that. 450 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:14,600 Okay, okay, but I think we should do one more. 451 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:17,914 Two, three, four, five. Oh! Hello. 452 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:21,505 Bang it! Come on! Don't leave me hanging! 453 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,231 Okay, no more. I'm up. 454 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:25,956 Hey, you guys. 455 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,579 Hey! 456 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,479 So, I turned in my article today and I brought a copy 457 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,689 so that there would be no surprises. 458 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,347 Burrito. Orange drink. 459 00:19:37,348 --> 00:19:40,143 All right, "What He's Really Like When You're Not Around." 460 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:42,525 What are we like? Totally awesome, right? 461 00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,803 "Sorry, ladies. They're complete duds." 462 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:45,838 What? What? 463 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,392 Come on! Really? 464 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,394 Come on, that's so lame! Here we go. 465 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:52,120 Okay, "When we're not around, they just shut down. 466 00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:54,709 "They power down like robots." 467 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,056 Robots? Like good robots or evil robots? 468 00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:59,507 Well, I mean, all robots start off good, but, you know... 469 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:04,305 No, no, no, no, no. Here is the thing. You guys are onto something. 470 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:06,134 "So I decided to give it a try. 471 00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:10,277 "I spent an entire day on the couch in my sweats, watching old movies." 472 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,899 Sounds like a pretty good day. Yeah. 473 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,419 I'm telling you, my skin has never felt better. 474 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,558 Right? 475 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,284 "We spend so much time trying to achieve 476 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:20,114 "that we've forgotten the benefits of powering down. 477 00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:26,224 "I encourage you ladies to take some time each day just to do nothing." 478 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,950 It's completely Zen. That's all I'm saying. 479 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:33,127 I'm totally confused. Are we totally lame or are we totally kickass? 480 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,784 You're everything all at once. 481 00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:36,648 Wow, we're deep. 482 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,719 Powering down's a beautiful thing. 483 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,376 I can't wait till my son's old enough 484 00:20:40,377 --> 00:20:42,654 and I can teach him how to power down properly. 485 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,276 Well, you are the master. 486 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,486 I can power down in milliseconds. 487 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:50,766 Just did it. And again. 488 00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:54,597 That was a double one. 489 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:55,943 How's that burrito? 490 00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:58,533 This is gonna put me totally to sleep.